Spider-woman

i think spider-woman is stupid.
i think spider-woman is stupid for one reason, and this reason makes her stupid despite being other wise pretty cool.
her name is spider-woman.
she has one spider power, she can stick to stuff.
she shoots these "bio-electric" venom beams, honestly i dont even know what the fuck that means besides she shoots beams. i dont know how a beam can be venomous.
shes immune to radiation...uh-huh?
she can glide with her flappy wing capes...wut?
she has pheromones that can make dudes around her horny and chicks scared.
i dont understand how any of that is spidery at all.
shes a sheild agent, everyone knows shes Jessica drew...cant we just call her jessica drew?
stupid.
her costume doesnt even resemble anything even remotely spidery.

i dunno, i dont get it.